Wear your underwear on the outside of your clothes, just like a real superhero! Or, if you're small enough, use these tighty whities as a back-up pair in case of emergency. (You'll have to cut your own leg holes.)

Available in four colors in men's and women's cuts. Printed on sweatshop-free, 100% cotton shirts.

Ever wonder where baby ghosts come from? Most people think they're the result of dead babies, but this t-shirt would disagree. And if you're worried about ruining the youth by exposing them to depictions of the sexy afterlife, just say the ghosts are "wrestling." And try not to use air quotes.

Printed on sweatshop-free, 100% cotton shirts. (Cotton is edible, if you're desperate enough.)