Holiday cards! Buy them! Write on them! Mail them! Try not to feel sad when the only person who sends you one in return is your dentist!
SANTAS GALORE | 9" x 4"
It's Santas everywhere, until you stop and notice that one isn't Santa at all. Instead, he's maybe more of a Darryl or a Burt. Whatever he is, you'll be glad to get rid of him by stuffing him in an envelope and mailing it to someone else. The reverse side is a "ho-ho-ho," one for each Santa, and something else for Darrylburt.
SNOWFLAKE OF HAPPINESS | 8.5" x 5.5"
This snowflake design (complete with little happy faces if you look closely) is silk screened with white ink on a metallic paper. The text reads, "Did you ever notice how when a snowflake falls on your glove, it lingers for a moment before it disappears? It's really a metaphor for life, where the glove is your life and the snowflake is your looks."
$4.50 (single card - very limited)
INFURIATING ANAGRAM | 8.5" x 3.75"
Send that cryptologist with whom you're casually acquainted this impossible-to-decipher anagram card. Silk screened in two colors on a thick stock. What does this special holiday message say? You'll receive the key to this puzzle upon purchase.