Make Your Mail Carrier Feel Not Obsolete
Holiday cards! Buy them! Write on them! Mail them! Try not to feel sad when the only person who sends you one in return is your dentist!
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SANTAS GALORE | 9" x 4"
It's Santas everywhere, until you stop and notice that one isn't Santa at all. Instead, he's maybe more of a Darryl or a Burt. Whatever he is, you'll be glad to get rid of him by stuffing him in an envelope and mailing it to someone else. The reverse side is a "ho-ho-ho," one for each Santa, and something else for Darrylburt.
$10 (ten-pack)
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SNOWFLAKE OF HAPPINESS | 8.5" x 5.5"
This snowflake design (complete with little happy faces if you look closely) is silk screened with white ink on a metallic paper. The text reads, "Did you ever notice how when a snowflake falls on your glove, it lingers for a moment before it disappears? It's really a metaphor for life, where the glove is your life and the snowflake is your looks."
$4.50 (single card - very limited)
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INFURIATING ANAGRAM | 8.5" x 3.75"
Send that cryptologist with whom you're casually acquainted this impossible-to-decipher anagram card. Silk screened in two colors on a thick stock. What does this special holiday message say? You'll receive the key to this puzzle upon purchase.
$12 (ten-pack)