You need no longer risk the threat of paper cuts and the jeers of those more technologically advanced than you. Truth Serum: The Lonely Parade is now available on the Kindle. What it may lack in a color section and a perforated form that folds out of the book, it makes up for in half-the-priceness. We had to make a few changes for this version, and managed to include the phrase "Suck it, Kindle!"
Yes, a portion of the above image is reappropriated from an earlier post. But don't let that distract you from buying the Kindle version of The Lonely Parade, or even the print version, which is superior in every regard (and of which Amazon doesn't take a 65% cut).