For the Holiday Funbook in this year's San Francisco Chronicle, we made an enjoyable little maze. Find your way through it as you help Santa deliver presents to all the good kids while the bad kids sit around and realize how much they screwed up because Santa didn't bring them anything.
Download a PDF of the maze to play right now!
What did these bad kids do to irk Santa?
WALLY
Wally was found guilty of identity theft. He impersonated an 86-year-old woman in order to cash her social security checks. He used the money to buy a model train even though he didn't really want it. All he really wanted was someone to notice him.
JASMINE
Jasmine robbed her neighbor's house just for the thrill of it. She never got caught and the stuff she got was way better than anything Santa would have given her. Now she's her own Santa.
MIKE
Mike did something too horrible to be mentioned. What we can tell you is that he sold his life story for over a million dollars. It will be coming to a theater near you, and Martin Scorsese is attached to direct.
