Real Name: Carl Switzer
Group Affiliations: The Name Gang
Hobbies: Collecting nail clippings

Bio: Alphalfabet joined the villainous Name Gang with his daughter Anna Graham, hoping to enrich both their lives through a sense of community. He maintains his part-time job at Stop & Shop, bagging groceries to "keep up appearances" and because they have yet to have a successful mission. His mother used to tell him he wouldn't amount to anything. He's pretty sure she was right.

Real Name: Roger Stevenson
Group Affiliations: Leader of The Manchester Justice Squadron
Hobbies: Drinking Coors Light while playing baseball

Bio: As the leader of The Manchester Justice Squadron, the town's most prominent super team, Ameriman must maintain a professional and virtuous appearance at all times. But all he really wants to do is beat up villains. Even though they were dating at the time, Ameriman installed a hidden camera in the team's locker room to watch The Implantress change out of her costume. When the camera was discovered, he played dumb, suggesting that it must have been installed by Captain Force when he had been the leader.

Real Name: Hanna Marga
Group Affiliations: The Name Gang
Hobbies: Meeting people in chat rooms

Bio: The daughter of Alphalfabet, she has a genius-level IQ. She's been working to create The Name Gang's fifth member, Palindroid. At this point he's only a box with some wires and cameras for eyes, but it's just a matter of time. Anna is unaware that she isn't Alphalfabet's biological daughter. She was kidnapped by him from a couple at a truck stop when she was six weeks old. Her biological parents stopped looking for her when she was three.

Real Name: Barney Cleaves
Group Affiliations: none (although he spends a lot of time outside the Manchester Justice Squadron HQ just in case they need him)
Hobbies: Drawing himself into scenes in comic books

Bio: Running around doing errands for Sky Devil is only one of the ways that he shows his devotion. He also calls Sky Devil daily to see if they might be able to hang out or fight crime together. He doesn't take it personally that Sky Devil is too busy. The Barnacle detailed Sky Devil's car once as a surprise birthday present, but Sky Devil didn't even notice. He just drove away really fast.

Real Name: Beatrice Lemon
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: none

Bio: Beatrice's dream of getting into the Guiness Book of World Records for "most pot smoked in 24 hours" was shattered when she discovered they'd allow no such category. With her new boyfriend Don Sequitur and the baby they have coming, she's decided to become a super villain. Beatrice's father left when she was two. But at age twelve, arriving home from school, she found him in her living room making out with her mother. At first he claimed to be a carpet salesman, then admitted to being Beatrice's father. He asked to borrow five bucks from her before dashing out to the cab which had been waiting for him.

Real Name: Helen Kane
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Watching Days of Our LIves

Bio: Probably the toughest woman in town, Betty Bop once threw a brick through a car window and knocked out the driver. She then stole his wallet and CD player. This man was her ex-husband. Later, when she thought about everything he'd done to hurt her, she used another brick to smash the CD player.

Real Name: Elvin Lincoln
Group Affiliations: Manchester Justice Squadron
Hobbies: Collecting Bigfoot memorabilia

Bio: After being hypnotized at a Halloween party, it wasn't until months later when his mask fell of while battling as a member of The Manchester Justice Squadron that Bigfoot discovered he was not in fact a sasquatch. Nobody seemed to notice and, unsure as to whether or not the other members of the team believe he's a saquatch, he quickly threw his mask back on and hasn't taken it off in front of anybody for four years.

Real Name: Mike Robertson
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Writing short stories, each of which is about the death of Ameriman

Bio: Blade Man was one of the coolest villains in town, until he was forced into hiding for his involvement in the death of Johnny Phosphor. Now he secretly lives in Bolton Notch where he makes a living as a security guard at a candy store, and goes by the name Bryce. He hopes one day to be able to return to Manchester, especially because nobody he meets these days seems to be impressed by his designer clothes.

Real Name: David Converse
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Photocopying his ass

Bio: Though he's not actually a resident of Manchester, Bolognio visits often to write his name on walls and "establish a strong presence." One time, finding himself trapped at the edges of a golf course with no bathroom in sight and having accidentally just soiled himself, Bolgnio retreated to the woods where he attempted to cut his underwear off with a small axe. Ultimately the axe proved too difficult, so he tore the underwear off, leaving only the elastic waistband. Then he curled up into a ball and began singing to himself. This lasted about four hours.

Real Name: Rena Berman
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Going to wrestling matches

Bio: She's big, strong, angry at all men and lives a "progressive" lifestyle. Her powers weren't derived from a freak accident, but were gained from her uncle when she was seven. Burly Girly killed Eagle Man's dad in battle, though to this day she maintains he's "faking it" and is still alive, living in Georgia.

Real Name: Bob Smith
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Making paper airplanes with his daughter
Status: Deceased

Bio: With little time in his hectic schedule, The Businessman would don his crime-fighting mask during lunch or in between meetings. Until, that is, he was accidentally killed by Invisiblor.

Real Name: Frederick Harakambuit
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Knitting

Bio: Sure, he may be a cannibal, but that doesn't mean he's not a nice guy. It was while on an excursion in the wilds of Canada that his entire crew died, leaving him stranded. After several failed attempts at hunting, he was forced to eat the remains of his crew until being rescued. Cannipal hasn't actually eaten anybody since returning to Manchester, but he did bite a guy's finger once.

Real Name: Albert Dente
Group Affiliations: Former Leader of The Manchester Justice Squad
Hobbies: Miniature golfing

Bio: The most popular hero in Manchester, Captain Force is the least popular guy at parties. Not that he's ever invited to parties. Or if he were that he'd have the confidence to go. Instead, he prefers to stay at home and rent movies by himself in the middle of the afternoon. His favorite is Bicentennial Man with Robin Williams. Captain Force was exposed to large amounts of hardcore pornography at an early age by his father who was an adult-film writer.

Real Name: Daisuke Inoue
Group Affiliations: The Name Gang
Hobbies: Puppeteering

Bio: Hailing from Japan, Carrie Okidoki is The Name Gang's "vocal acrobat" – master of impressions who's able to throw her voice. Her impressions are amateur at best, but Don Sequitur, the Leader of the team, was wowed by her Don Knotts impression and signed her on immediately.

Real Name: Chester Lipp
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Collecting comic books

Bio: Chester, the faceless, somewhat hapless mute is the son of Captain Force's arch nemesis Mr. Lipp. Chester is albino, bi-racial and loves Fruit Roll-Ups. He often dreams that he's a superhero named Captain Fuck You and is fighting his father.

Real Name: Paul Tribber
Group Affiliations: Reserve member of The Manchester Justice Squadron
Hobbies: Baking

Bio: The Defenestrator prefers to do all his fighting from the comfort of his living room while watching TV. He has a vast array of objects which he can hurl at his enemies through the window, should they happen to pass by. He once refused to fight an enemy because there were no windows nearby, and was subsequently beaten up.

Real Name: Tracy Oldpet
Group Affiliations: Former Leader of The Manchester Justice Squadron
Hobbies: Playing with model trains
Status: Deceased

Bio: Dinomighty's time as Leader of The manchester Justice Squadron ended when it was discovered he was gay. It wasn't that the other members of the team cared, but everybody knew the town would never feel safe being protected by "somebody who's probably attracted to the villains," as Ameriman put it. It was soon after being forced out that Dinomighty killed himself in the basement of his house.

Real Name: Steve Mundaine
Group Affiliations: Former member of The Manchester Justice Squadron
Hobbies: Teaching slight-of-hand to the homeless

Bio: Dr. Hoodoo has no actual super powers, but pretends that the magic tricks he performs are acts of actual magic. That's why he was so embarrassed the time he had to let a woman die because he didn't have any of his props with him. Dr. Hoodoo spent $11,000.00 on phonecalls to psychics.

Real Name: Dennis Watson
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Playing Trivial Pursuit by himself

Bio: The identical twin of Double Felix, Dennis posed as Felix's duplicate during battles. Dennis never really considered himself a villain, it was more that he just wanted to help his brother out. Although he did enjoy all the free stuff.

Real Name: Denton Ducker II
Group Affiliations: Marvelous! Comics
Hobbies: Drawing

Bio: The owner of the temporarily-on-hiatus Marvelous! Comics, Denton had a great amount of experience washing dishes, but not really running a company. It was that inexperience, mixed with poor foresight, dishonesty and inept financial and marketing strategies that may have contributed to the downfall of the company. Denton likes to brag about the time he allegedly "screwed" a woman on his office desk.

Real Name: Donald Sequitur
Group Affiliations: Founder and Leader of the Name Gang
Hobbies: Finding treasures in the garbage

Bio: Hero turned villain, he may have been homeless, but that doesn't make him any less of a villain. And now that he's dating Beatrice things are really taking off! The two have a baby on the way and Don's started his own team, The Name Gang. Sounds like things are going great. Don's ex-wife tried being a hero after the divorce just to show him up, but was killed in her first battle.

Real Name: Felix Watson
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Working out

Bio: Felix searched his whole life to find something fulfilling, and found that fulfillment in villainy. But he'd give it all up if he could only have back the love of The Implantress. Felix's was actually a triplet, not a twin, but the third brother drowned when they were only three and on vacation in New Jersey.