Twenty-five pages of unintentionally revealing facts via Herschel's own blog. This originally appeared online (where this unnerving photo appeared), and now is collected into a singe PDF. And it's free, provided you don't consider the toll it may take on your psyche.

Now's your chance to not only see what Jon Adams looks like naked, but to take pity on him (just like everyone else who sees him naked)! It's just like the game Operation, only less enjoyable.

Poor Chester. Why doesn't he have a face? Well, now you can play God and give him one. Make him look just like you! Or better yet, like somebody you hate, and then spit on him. Ha ha.

Although most people prefer not to look at Herschel directly (or even peripherally), you'll have to in order to play this game. Connect the dots to form his body.

Download and print out this maze for literally minutes of fun! Navigate the streets of Manchester as you try to get to Chester's house before he moves away. But watch out! There's something awful lurking around the corner.