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Ever wonder where baby ghosts come from? Most people think they're the result of dead babies, but this t-shirt would disagree. And if you're worried about ruining the youth by exposing them to depictions of the sexy afterlife, just say the ghosts are "wrestling." And try not to use air quotes.

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Wear your underwear on the outside of your clothes, just like a real superhero! Or, if you're small enough, use these tighty whities as a back-up pair in case of emergency. (You'll have to cut your own leg holes.)